Wednesday, April 9, 2014

My Friends are Better than Yours!

This post literally just came to me, so here it goes to be posted on the InterWeb.

My friends are INSANELY better than yours! (Well, I don't know that for sure, but I surely will believe it until you can find a way to prove otherwise.)

Example 1: The woman who will be my Maid of Honor one day- Laura. She was my Big sister in our college sorority, and has tried to keep me on the straight and arrow since 2005. (Bonus points if you can use that little word changaroo to figure out which sorority we were in!)

Today, I was minding my own beeswax, sitting at lunch at the local BoJangles (shout out to all the fellow famous chicken 'n biscuits lovers out there) eating my lunch, and this little skinny girl walks over to the table in front of mine with her tray FULL of food. I'm talking a 4-piece supreme dinner, biscuit, fries, sweet tea, AND a side of dirty rice. Now, for a full-grown man, I would find this appropriate. But this girl was, I kid you not, a size 4 soaking wet, about 5'10, and hammered down this food as fast as possible. (Don't hate on me because I'm hating on a skinny girl. There is no way I would reallllly harm someone physically. Duh.)

Immediately, I text no less than 4 fellow BoJangles-loving, biscuit-eating friends to tell them. Best respondent of the day? Laura, no doubt!

Obviously, the text on the right should have read "...I want to stab her in the face with her spork..."

Example 2: Other sorority sisters of mine who will ALSO be bridesmaids one day- Jacq and Madi. These are two of the most fun, out-going, and irreverent ladies on the planet. Sunday was Madi's 25th birthday, so we had a little party/cookout for her Saturday night. Good food, good drinks, and great company!

Decorations for the Birthday girl!

We're a LOAD of fun!

Cheer up, Madi! At least your cake doesn't look like the Burning of Atlanta yet! 

Jacqueline is our own personal American Hustle(r)!

I can only hope that all of you have girlfriends who are as amazing as mine and who you can count on for ANYthing! 


1 comment:

  1. Hahahaha! Girl, there is nothing more obnoxious than watching a naturally tiny girl eat like a 6'7" 300 pound man. Mostly because I am super jealous.
    There is nothing better than besties!